Years ago, a friend who ran a magazine gave me a book to review. I don't remember the exact title, but it was something along the lines of "How to avoid being abducted by aliens." It must have worked, because I haven't been abducted since reading it.
But, let me tell you. The aliens are everywhere! Last week, I saw this guy in the Logan Circle area of DC. Today, I saw the yellow robot alien sibling of this guy (seen by the Air and Space Museum in DC last month) in the Harvard Square area of Cambridge:
And they're not just passive little alien robots. No. As explained on the ceiling going into a T station (that's Bostonese for "Metro"), they're watching:
Love that Boston graffitists spell "they're" correctly.